George's new suit

I hope this isn't too off topic or disruptive of the forum. If it is please delete it. Well here goes.

This is a joke my dad told me years ago, so some of you may have heard it. Normally, I go through some body motions while telling this joke so you will just have to visualize the characters.

Georges New Suit.

George had a new suit made and he was wearing it while walking down the street when he ran into Tom. Tom said "That is a beautiful suit George, but there seems to be a thread loose no your shoulder".

George went back to the tailor and explained the problem. The tailor said, "No problem
George, just rub it a little with your chin as you walk". And so George began walking down the street, rubbing his chin on his shoulder. He runs into Louis who says "That is a beautiful suit George, but you seem to have a thread loose on your elbow". Upset, George returned to the tailor, who told him to just rub his elbow on the side of his body to wear away the loose thread.

Again, walking down the street, rubbing his shoulder with his head and his side with his elbow, he bumps into Michael who says. "That is a fabulous suit George, but you seem to have a loose thread on your knee cap". Upset, George went immediately back to the tailor who offered the same advice, "just rub your knee against your other knee while you walk".

Thereupon, George started out again and was walking down the street rubbing his chin on his shoulder, his elbow on his side and his knees together, when a car pulled up at a light next to him. Inside were two doctors. One doctor said "I wonder what is ailing that poor chap?" To which the other doctor replied "I don't know, but that sure is a beautiful suit".